God's Loyal Opposition...Advocatus Diaboli

Just came across this blog called "God's Loyal Opposition" which is written by a student in Bahrain calling himself Advocatus Diaboli. Pretty funny. Here are some exerpts:

The Anti-Muhammed is Islam's version of Christianity's Anti-Christ. By the time they are old enough to hate Denmark and all its Danishes, young Muslims are told the cautionary tale of the Anti-Muhammed, and his non-violent, tolerant ways. In Islamic tradition, the coming of the Anti-Muhammed will be time of great tribulation and struggle, and will even possibly signal the calamitious end of the Islamic world (and a great source of relief to the world's non-Muslims)...

"Oh!" cries Iraqi insurgent and Sunni Muslim Ahmed Mustafa as he loads another 81mm mortar round to fire at a Shiite mosque in Baghdad, "Allah save us from the nefarious Anti-Muhammed! His arrival will bring happiness, tolerance, and even peace to the Muslim world. Such a thing cannot be allowed to pass!"

Fear of the coming of the Anti-Muhammed leads invariably to Anti-Muhammed Trials, which are described as "witch hunts" by their detractors and "a good old time" by those that participate in them. Suspected Anti-Muhammeds are rounded up, given a cursory trial by an imam or ulama, and summarily beheaded.

The largest such recorded incidence of an Anti-Muhammed Trial is April 14th, 1957, in which a Palestinian refugee camp in southern Lebanon accused a neighboring Palestinian refugee camp of being made entirely of Anti-Muhammeds. Apparently forgetting that the Anti-Muhammed is not a woman or almost certainly isn't a child, over 2,000 Palestinian men, women and children were tried and executed by their peers. The cleric in charge of the trial was recorded as saying "That solves everything! Who wants some wine?", at which point he was summarily beheaded as well.
See the blog and the rest of this entry at "God's Loyal Opposition".